Oakland Athletics’ Coco Crisp runs his fingers through his hair in the dugout prior to a baseball game against the Detroit Tigers, Thursday, April 14, 2011, in Oakland, Calif. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)
I don’t like Coco, a noteworthy player for the Oakland A’s, for the same reason that I don’t like Prince Fielder.
I am assuming that either their egotistical mamma’s gave them these less than realistic names or worse yet, they gave them to their own egotistical selves!
Either way, I deal with my dislike for people who I don’t know personally through ridicule. Me ridiculing them, not the other way around. And admittedly it is pretty weak ridicule.
Thanks to MLB we have this on Coco Crisp;
“Coco Crisp went 0-for-4 last night for the A’s in a 3-0 loss to the Tigers. But he did it rocking an afro that looked like this. Which might have been the greatest afro in baseball since Oscar Gamble.”
It is Jackie Robinson Day-Thank you Jackie!